Maweeah, I sewiousry wike you! I hear da wumors about you and I thdink i wike you a wot!

Yah, Maria is a high grade speciwoman, but stays away from me! Where is Gracie???

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Arrrrr! I like Maria lots! Garrrrrr, She Pretty Girl!

Hey...Who is she anyway? She is awfully fine and I think I used to date her. Is her name Malia or something? Anyway, I think I want to drive a semi truck or something. Maybe that will impress her! Do you have her number? Whats that? 7.5? What'R you crazy or something?

I think if you wooo her real nicely, and say nice things to her, she will like BBQ. Do you like BBQ? I like ribs...but the best part is the SAUCE!

Um, I don't really know her yet, but, I don't think she likes me anyway. She is pretty though. Do you think she would go out with me? Will you tell her about me? But don't pummel me until after.

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Hi! I really think she is cute! Tell her to go to my store. I have nachos, hamburgers...and hot dogs! Tell her I have hot dogs and I will give her free fry sauce! I also sell cowgirl belts...will you tell her I sell cowgirl belts?

I think Maria happens to be the kindest, sweetest, and most loving person I know. I have never known a woman so great. I count my every moment with her as a gift! I am so lucky, I am jealous of my own self! Being with Maria makes me the luckiest man alive. I love you Maria!!!